This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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