At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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