Nicole vs. Life
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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