We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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