You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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