Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
All the doctor said was why
I know her cup size but not her name....
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