Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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