my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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