I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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