The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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