Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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