The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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