i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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