But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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