Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
My ATM looks so different sober.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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