Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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