This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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