I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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