PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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