Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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