im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
