Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?