Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.