Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.