if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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