I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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