Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
