My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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