I have demons in me.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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