I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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