I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
