whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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