I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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