you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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