Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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