my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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