# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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