That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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