Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(202): View more from Washington, DC

i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(202): i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left. http://tfl.nu/4tq4

Replies (10) Good night (887) Bad night (2454) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(603): View more from New Hampshire

Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(603): Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter? http://tfl.nu/0om2

Replies (75) Good night (1409) Bad night (5094) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(609): View more from New Jersey

Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(609): Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares. http://tfl.nu/trym

Replies (37) Good night (5101) Bad night (741) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(903): View more from Texas

Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(903): Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R" http://tfl.nu/2koa

Replies (50) Good night (5559) Bad night (905) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused. http://tfl.nu/sovs

Replies (100) Good night (1048) Bad night (5823) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....

(1-630): View more from Illinois

which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons.... (1-630): which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father? http://tfl.nu/vh34

Replies (31) Good night (979) Bad night (5221) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(618): View more from Illinois

I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(618): I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments. http://tfl.nu/a8pg

Replies (8) Good night (5851) Bad night (952) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking http://tfl.nu/a0v5

Replies (11) Good night (3474) Bad night (938) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks? http://tfl.nu/fbfw

Replies (8) Good night (1157) Bad night (2727) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(208): View more from Idaho

Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(208): Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh http://tfl.nu/jb8q

Replies (19) Good night (2937) Bad night (1303)
Favorite
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(403): At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers. http://tfl.nu/h62s

Replies (4) Good night (1732) Bad night (1032) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts. http://tfl.nu/1rjt

Replies (2) Good night (1777) Bad night (478) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(716): View more from New York

The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(716): The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man. http://tfl.nu/vdpw

Replies (7) Good night (2551) Bad night (461) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(618): View more from Illinois

Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(618): Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!! http://tfl.nu/jiww

Replies (11) Good night (1658) Bad night (758) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(309): View more from Illinois

trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(309): trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit http://tfl.nu/sld4

Replies (3) Good night (712) Bad night (196) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: