so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.