Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?