Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
3pm strippers are depressing
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.