Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.