watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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