Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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