Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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