Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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