How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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