Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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