Umm I'm too high to move.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i now understand why vodka
COCAINE IS GR8
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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