Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I pour the whiskey from now on
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