u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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