I'm drive I can fine osifer
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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