Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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