i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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