So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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