Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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