I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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