Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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