i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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