when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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