Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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