He is an equal opportunity slut.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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