Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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